Twice apon a time
In the valley of the tears
An auctioneer is bidding
For a box of fading years

And the elephants are dancing
On the graves of squeeling mice
Anyone for tennis
Wouldn't that be nice

And the ice creams are all melting
On the streets of bloody beer
While the beggars stain the pavements
With flourecent Christmas cheer

And the Bentley driving guru
Is putting up his price
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Wouldn't that be nice

And the Prophets in the boutiques
Give out messages of hope
With jingle bells and fairy tales
And blind providing scopes

And you can tell that all their saying
Underneath the pretty lights
Anyone for tennis
Wouldn't that be nice

Yellow buddist monkeys
Playing brightly at the zoo
You can bring a bowl of rice
And then a glass of water to her to taste

Setting up the chess board
While death roles out the dice
Anyone for tennis
Wouldn't that be nice
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